If you are reading this in Times New Roman or something besides my cool fonts, you are a Turd-Tunneler and you need to

THIS IS
TINDALHOUSE

WARNING! The following content is NOT SAFE!

If you are easily offended when someone tells you their opinion, or when someone uses blunt vulgar language, or when someone slowly roasts an infant and then feeds it to their pack of unruly black rats, then get the fuck out of here. That means all you rug-rats under the age of 18 are not welcome here, even if you do plan to spend money. We hate you, and I'm warning you now, so don't go crying to mommy that the mean nasty bolshevics at TINDALHOUSE are calling you names. Puss.
If you've got half a brain and the definition of "sarcasm" memorized, come on in!