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UNSEEN
EVIL
PLOT
An archaeology expedition in the mountains goes terribly wrong and the
archaeologists are now terrorized by an invisible creature that is out
to kill them...
REVIEW
Not many lowbudget movies are this bad. Even though the idea is quite
original, it ends up terrible. The effects look cheap and I didn't
find one single likeable thing in this movie. Even the opening is
totally cheesy, and that is usually the good part in lowbudget movies.
When the UFO came into the movie I was so close to shut the movie off.
The acting is crap, shite, worthless, worse than in the Blair Witch
Project. You don't route for any of the actors and the entire cast is
butt ugly so you don't even get some eye candy in the movie. Oh and you
want all the actors to die, and you figured out the way to kill the
creature from scene number one. The directing is also crap, shaky,
and high contrast. Many of the scenes are used more than once, sometimes
even three times. Oh this is so terrible!
I'm sorry but I'm not wasting any more time on this movie than I already
have so all I can say is that you have to avoid this movie at all costs
as Bloody Murder is Lord Of The Rings compared to this. Oh one more
thing, nothing bad to Sterling Entertainment, but many of their movies
resemble a lot to eachother, this for example reminded me a lot of
Demonicus, which was also about hikers in the mountains.
GORE
Hardly any gore at all in this movie, except for if you count some
bloody bruises and some pathetic leg injuries. Let's not forget
about that incredibly fake looking head dismember scene.
SOUNDTRACK
The soundtrack is ok, some bongo drums play throughout the movie and
sounds good on surround sound, but it feels as if it tries to hard to
show you that it is 5.1 sound.
BOTTOM LINE
Worst movie I have ever seen, worse than Blair Witch Project, worse
than Blade, worse than Death Factory. This is down right pathetic
and I wish that I had never seen this in the first place, it is a
bad, boring, non-gory piece of trash film. Not even the jokes are
funny, that is if you don't find 'Ok guys stop playing with your
dicks' funny. Avoid this at any cost, don't say I didn't warn you.
Review
By: AnthroFred
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