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THE
LAST SLUMBER PARTY
PLOT
School is out for summer so Tracy, Chris and Linda decide to have
a slumber party over at Linda’s house. Unfortunately for the girls,
the guys decide it might be fun to scare them that night.
Unfortunately for the sorry lot a psycho has just broken out of
the local hospital where Linda’s dad is a doctor and has come to
party crash. The viewer tries his hardest to stay awake.
REVIEW
Dear god! What the hell was this? I’ve seen bad movies and I’ve seen
BAD movies but this takes the biscuit. Firstly it’s all shot on video
and it shows, horribly. The direction feels as if the director left
for the day and left the camera on autopilot. There isn’t one
artistic shot in the entire movie; it’s just point and shoot all the way.
The suspense in this movie just doesn’t exist, the kills are all
uninteresting and boring, each one is the same and rather bloodless,
the goriest death is probably the on used for the cover art which isn’t
in the movie. The acting is horrible, just horrible, each actor looks
plain and flat, no one gave deliver a line with any credibility and they
each look like they could fall asleep at any second. The two worst
actors on display here are David Whitley who plays Linda’s dad, the doctor,
he doesn’t seem to change his expression once during the entire movie,
his face seems stuck on bored. I don’t know how Jan Jenson manages to
score the role of the lead, she’s the worst actress here, and she looks
like she could fall asleep at any second.
The dialog is mostly very bad but I was caught out by one or two witty
lines that somehow managed to escape. Another big problem is whenever
the soundtrack is playing it tends to drown out the dialog, a lot like
what happened with Nail Gun Massacre. Then comes the ending, The Last
Slumber Party has what has to be the most insulting ending I have ever
seen in my life, I felt personally insulted by it.
The plot is very plain, there is a lot of things that probably could
have been explained better but I think that might have been a bit to much
of a challenge for Writer/Director Stephen Tyler, that and making a good movie.
It manages to take the simple formula of gather a few teens together and
kill them all and manages to mess it up. The characters don’t really do much,
our final girl calmly walks around the house at the end, even though she
could easily escape at any minute she wants, nope, she chooses to slowly
wander around in a calm manner and hope the killer will impale himself
on her knife.
GORE
Everyone seems to get their throat cut in a very fake way, you can tell
how the effect was done, very simple and yet they still manage to mess it
up a few times. Where is all this Graphic violence the box cover warns us all.
SOUNDTRACK
Owwww my ears, nothing but poor bad 80s rock music the whole time, does
nothing to help the suspense.
BOTTOM LINE
One of the most boring slasher movies I’ve ever seen, it’s terrible in
every way, I just can’t find a single good thing about it at all, no gore,
no suspense not even any T&A >:-(.
Review
By: Slasherfan
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