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DRAINIAC
PLOT
Julie is suffering from her mother's death is going out to the
woods to help her dad renovate a house. When her dad goes to
the city and leaves Julie to clean up the house alone, her
friends decide to help her out. It doesn't take long before
they realise that the pipes in the house are evil and out to
kill them all...
REVIEW
When I sat down to watch this, I was expecting a low budget
slasher with stacks of soft porn in it... Well, I was right
about the low budget part, but it sure as hell isn't a slasher,
and it's not some cheesy softcore porn a la Voyeur.com, only
one girl goes nude, and not in an erotic way. Still, this is
everything but good, it's an ultimately cheesy horrormovie,
which didn't feel as original as you might think, instead
it reminded me a lot of The Blob.
Never, I tell you, never have I seen such bad acting in a
movie before, it's not so much laughable as terrible, you
can't even laugh at the bad acting, you just want to kill
yourself for sitting through the whole movie. The directing
is the best thing in the movie, even if it does look cheesy
and low budget, there are some creative, interesting scenes.
The effects are very bad and I could've made better effects
on my computer so that was a huge minus, if you don't have
the budget for it... don't do it at all. The whole movie
is very bad and slow but believe it or not, it gets worse
by every minute... and when you think that it can't get any
worse than it already is... something really dull happens
and brings this movie down to yet another level.
GORE
Well, we get a blown up head, but that's basically it, except
for if you count some bloody skeletons which look like the
ones they had in your grammar school classrooms.
SOUNDTRACK
We get a very cheesy pop track somewhere in this movie, but
other than that there's nothing worth mentioning... Except
for perhaps a cool guitar track, but that ends up cheesy
aswell as it just loops over and over and over and over again.
BOTTOM LINE
It's not often that you see movies this bad, this movie has
absolutely nothing going for it and I really hope you
take my advice and don't see this, however, if you do
see this, don't tell me I didn't warn you.
Review
By: AnthroFred
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