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BOG
CREATURES
PLOT
A couple of students travel to Denmark to try to find some old corpses of
vikings. After many hours of digging, they finally make a discovery of two
rotten bodies. But in the Danish bogs, nothing seems to stay dead for too
long. Now the students have to fight to survive this living dead nightmare.
REVIEW
Oh dear god was this cheesy! As if it wasn't bad enough that the creatures
that the title referred were zombies, the female zombies doesn't seem to
be fierce, no no, they rather seem to want to sit down and talk for a while
about their feelings. I'm telling you, this movie could have been written
by a 4 year old. The script wasn't very thought through at all. Let me begin
with saying that it seemed very easy for these young archaeologists to find
the corpses. Hmmm, perhaps I should go out in the woods and try to find some
myself, according to this movie it doesn’t take more than sticking a shovel
at a random place in the ground.
This was actually shot by a Danish director, J. Christian Ingvordsen, and
while being far from excellent, this still looks pretty stylish. The cast
is supposed to look hot and hip, but they seemed to have forgotten one small
detail when choosing the cast for this movie, zombies and teens don't mix.
Debbie Rochon is the best actress in this movie even if I don't think that
she's a good actress. Perhaps it was because she kept quiet for almost all
of the movie.
There's really not a lot to say about this movie as it's just not worthy
of any comments. The zombies looked bad and non scary, by the way, since
when does zombies hide behind trees and try to peek at their victims.
It only had a running time of 81 minutes, and still it felt like it would
never end, a terrible movie, a terrible story and terrible acting results
in a poor movie. This didn't have any potential at all to be a good movie,
I guess I should've seen this coming judging from the cool box art, argh,
why do the best cover creators work for the crappiest companies.
GORE
Some blood slashing but nothing much.
SOUNDTRACK
Pretty standard, kind of just slips in and out through your ears.
BOTTOM LINE
As you can see I have not bothered to write a very long review for this
poor excuse for a horrormovie. All I wanted to say with my review was that
you need to avoid this movie at all expenses, there is nothing appealing
about the movie at all and oh I just can't believe that I managed to stay
awake through the entire movie. I had the lowest expectations possible for
this movie, and still I was let down.
Review
By: AnthroFred
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