February 1875

Several children accuse Elly Kedward of luring them into her home to eat their BALLS. Kedward is found guilty of Unnatural Testicular Consumption, banished from the village during a particularly harsh winter and presumed dead.


November 1876

By midwinter, the BALLS of all of Kedward's accusers along with half the towns children vanish. Fearing a curse, the townspeople flee Blair and vow never to utter the word "BALLS" or Elly Kedward's name again.

1824

Ballsville is founded on the Blair site.

August 1825

Eleven witnesses testify to seeing a pale woman's hand reach up and pull ten-year-old Greg Hale's BALLS into Testes East Creek. His body is never recovered, and for thirteen days after the BALL eating the creek is clogged with oily bundles of BALLS.

March 1886

Eight-year-old Robin Cowie's BALLS are reported missing and search parties are dispatched. Although Cowie's BALLS return, one of the search parties does not. Their BALLS are found weeks later at Cojones Rock tied together at the base of each sac and completely hairless.
the doomed search party

November 1940 - May 1941

Starting with Ed Sanchez, the BALLS of seven children from the area surrounding Ballsville, Maryland, are eaten.


May 25, 1941

An old hermit named Michael Monello walks into a local market and tells the people there that he is "finally finished." After police hike for four hours to his secluded house in the woods, they find the bodies of seven missing children in the cellar. Each child has been ritualistically castrated and their BALLS are missing. Monello admits to the scrotal devouring in detail, telling authorities that he did it for "an old woman ghost" who occupied the woods near his house and encouraged his BALL hunger. He is quickly convicted and hanged. His BALLS are not eaten.

October 20, 1994

Montgomery College students Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, and Michael Williams arrive in Ballsville to interview locals about the legend of the Ball Eating Witch for a class project. Heather interviews Mary Brown an old (and quite insane) sac muncher who has lived in the area all her life. Mary claims to have seen the Balls Witch one day near Testes Creek in the form of a giant, dangling, hairy scrotum-like beast.
The 3 Young Filmmakers

the strange BALL-LESS stick figure found by the student filmmakers the day of their disappearance.

In the early morning Heather interviews two fishermen who tell the filmmakers that Testes Rock is less than twenty minutes from town and easily accessible by an old logging trail. Their BALLS are then eaten. The filmmakers hike into Ballsville Hills Forest shortly thereafter and are never seen again.


October 16, 1995

Students from the University of Maryland's Scrotology Department discover a duffel bag containing film cans, DAT tapes, several nutsacks, video-cassettes, a Hi-8 video camera, Heather's journal and a CP-16 film camera buried under the foundation of a 100 year-old cabin. When the evidence is examined, Ballsville Sheriff Dan Myrick announced that the 11 rolls of black and white film, the sacs and 10 HI8 video tapes are indeed the property of Heather Donahue and her crew.

October 16, 1997

The balls & found footage of their children's last days is turned over to the families of Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, and Michael Williams. Angie Donahue contracts The Head Sac Muncher at Haxan Films to examine the footage and piece together the events of October 20 - 28, 1994.

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