These are my top favorite quotes from Army of Darkness. I hope these were some of your favorites as well.
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(Henry)"You sir, your not one of my vassals. Who are you?" (Ash)"Who wants to know?" (Henry)"I am Henry the Red, Duke of shales, Lord of the North lands and leader of its peoples." (Ash) "Well hello Mister fancy pants. I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and shit. And Jack left town." |
| (Ash) "Alright you primative screwheads listen up. This is my Boomstick! Its a twelve gage double barrel remington. S-Marts top of the line. You'll find this in the sporting goods department. Thats right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapid Michigan. It retails for about 109.95. Its got a walnut stock, cold balt blue steel and a hair trigger. Thats right, shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that! " |  |
