Voodoo Dollies
Wet Toilet Paper Mache Voodoo Dollies & Revenge Of The Voodoo Dollies
DMonkey
Wet Toilet Paper Mache Voodoo Dollies J/K
Posted 8-7-2001 19:07
Hey Dark, if ya have a few minutes, I need yer help...yea, I'm
makin some toilet paper mache voodoo dollies, uh on the PRP
Board, figured you would be expert at it! ;-)
greyzone
Monkey's Got A Job Fer Ya Dark
Posted 8-9-2001 02:35
Ya Dark. I picked up a job lot of wet toilet paper from one of
the campsites and rafted it down the whitewater just to be sure
it was soaked to save you the bother of trying to dowse it in
your bathroom bowl. : )
TheDarkOne
how nice of you
Posted 8-10-2001 08:23
Gee thanks Grey....I think?
Umm well I'll go check that out in a bit, but this isn't a trick
to get me there and
then you shot spit balls at me is it?!?! Sounds like you got lots
of ammo there and I'm fresh out. Well I'll come but I'm sneaking
in through the back so you dont see me.
DMonkey
Dark
Posted 8-10-2001 11:19
Nah, he wouldn't do that...set ya up like that! Would ya Grey?? *Grey
shakes head vigorously from side to side* See Dark Grey's yer
friend, now about that job lot of wet toilet paper, Monkey was
goin ta dump it in Mike's lap, but thought better of it...hhmmm...would
make alotta spitballs thats fo sure! ;-)
greyzone
I'm On Yer Side
Posted 8-11-2001 03:48
Dark, I cant see ya. No need to worry, we have to make the best
with this soggy stuff before it hardens, and there are alot of
little pasty projectiles and dollies to make. But maybe we can
have a little target practice first. PJ, do you want to do the
honours??
DMonkey
Target Practice...
Posted 8-11-2001 11:51
Oh dear...ya wanna target? Ya can't find enough to shot at on yer
own!?? ;-)...okay! okay! Uh, should we have a daily, weekly,
monthly target type of thing?? Oh yea, we haven't that much time
we wanna practice while the toilet papers still wet! Well, I
donno...too many options!?!?!!.....You pick one Grey, or Dark
maybe you'll feel safer if you pick the practice target!??
greyzone
Dark's Targets?
Posted 8-12-2001 02:40
*Grey puts nappy pail back on head*
TheDarkOne
not the nappy pail!
Posted 8-13-2001 06:14
Oh no, not the nappy pail again!!! Run----------------------------------------->
DMonkey
%-)
Posted 8-13-2001 23:39
I'm just wondering where we're going with this 'nappy pail' thing...no
prob, just wonderin...
greyzone
Armored Head
Posted 8-14-2001 03:37
Cool name for a band doncha think? The nappy pail is only self
protection against stray spitball projectiles, sorta like
friendly fire while Dark is practising double index finger
shootin. Fire away Dark!
DMonkey
O I C
Posted 8-14-2001 11:16
Iz that what the nappy pail is for!?!?? Dark's spitballs...hhmmm
...Well that was advance planning, ya been schleppin that bucket
about for awhile now! lol
TheDarkOne
TAKE THAT....../------@
Posted 8-14-2001 12:52
And, That and there's another one! hee hee hee
greyzone
OOF!!
Posted 8-15-2001 03:10
Hey that's dirty!! Above the belt eh? When is it my turn Monkey?
DMonkey
Hhmmm...
Posted 8-15-2001 10:25
Well I guess you'll hafta take your turn soon, Grey...bein that
yer leavin us again...are ya ready Dark?? Greyzone's gonna take
his best shot...so don't forget ta yell OUCH! ;-)
TheDarkOne
.....................
Posted 8-16-2001 10:45
Well I'm all ready for ya. take your best shot........
..........no ok how bout this
____/-----@
Opps sorry it's your turn, you go ahead
____/-----@ heehee to slow!
DMonkey
oh soooo bad...
Posted 8-16-2001 23:17
Dark, now ya know that wasn't fair...ya didn't give Greyzone
enough time to get ready...uh, that and he couldn't get here
cause the board was down! So you just sit here all quiet like...read
a book or something, and let Greyzone have his turn! Oh, yea...don't
forget ta yell OUCH! And do try Dark, to sound like ya mean it...okay!?
;-)
greyzone
Fore!!
Posted 8-17-2001 01:37
/< >>O)) O
/ /|\
/ / \
<______
/______\
Surprise!! hehehe
Damn! Back to the drawingboard. ~>}-[
TheDarkOne
OUCH!!!!
Posted 8-17-2001 08:24
AUGH HE GOT ME!!!
I think this is it... say goodbye to old yeller for me.
owww the agony, this is it momma, I can see ya momma, goodbye
cruel world, gac gac
Everythings getting gac black i..i...i...
I LIKE IT! YES _____/----@ HEE HEE
_______/-----@ and another one haha
DMonkey
okay...fine...
Posted 8-17-2001 11:36
Right! Now if you guys are done spitballing at each other, I'm
supposed ta be making wet toilet paper mache voodoo dollies...REMEMBER!??
Yes, thanks I have quite a few done...you guys have been to busy
'fightin' ta notice, haven't ya??
greyzone
Pins n Dollies
Posted 8-18-2001 03:30
While mean ol Dark has been spitballin me I've made some voodoo
dollies:
-o-
/|\-
/^\-
-o-
/|\-
/^\-
-o-
/|\-
/^\-
-o-
/|\-
/^\-
Notice the little pins I've thrown in. >;-]
DMonkey
Aaaaawwwww...
Posted 8-18-2001 14:11
...And here I thought you guys weren't paying any attention to my
'Voodoo Dollies' project! Well okay, you were Greyzone...I'll put
the 'dollies' with the others, thanks! Yea, extra 'pins'...good
thought!
TheDarkOne
but..what.. hey I thought.....it was all Grey's fault!!!
Posted 8-20-2001 06:50
Hey, I've been making lotsa a dolls for ya see:
-o- -o- -o- -o-
/|\- /|\- /|\- /|\-
/^\- /^\- /^\- /^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
/|\- /|\- /|\- /|\-
/^\- /^\- /^\- /^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
/|\- /|\- /|\- /|\-
/^\- /^\- /^\- /^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
/|\- /|\- /|\- /|\-
/^\- /^\- /^\- /^\-
see told ya I been busy busy }-)
-0- -Q- -O- -?-
/|\- /|\- /|\- /|\-
/^\- /^\- /^\- /^\-
-@- -X- -ed- -!-
/|\- /|\- /|\- /|\-
/^\- /^\- /^\- /^\-
Even made some custom ones of the whole gang, but I can't
remember which one was which?!?
DMonkey
aaawwwwwww.....
Posted 8-21-2001 00:27
Thankya, I have alot of dollies now...I'll just get busy and
stick pins in em shall I!?? Aaaaawwwww...custom dollies of the
'No-Seeum Gang'...how nice, yer so sweet! ;-) La...La...lala...La...La...
TheDarkOne
}-)
Posted 8-22-2001 09:31
I knew you'd like em but I did steal the body layout from Grey. I
snatched the plans while I was bombarding him with spit balls
kinda like....
this _____/-----@_____/-----@heehee
DMonkey
yer a devil! ;-)
Posted 8-22-2001 11:00
Yea, I thought the 'plans' looked familiar! ;-) Ah well, he won't
know, not for awhile...till he comes back...
TheDarkOne
yep that was the plan
Posted 8-24-2001 08:30
Yea, I figured I'd steal all his ideas till he got back,
heeheehee, so should we cram his inbox with tons of spam and
stuff while hes gone? I know! How about all those deb's fun
pages, and with the stupid joke, that you can send to any email
address you give them! muahahahahaha }-) Well what do ya thank?
naaaaaa I guess not, it was a good idea though.
DMonkey
spamin...
Posted 8-24-2001 09:53
Ya wanna spam Greyzone?? That wouldn't be very nice Dark! ;-) But
yea, I definately think we should bug him for leavin us like this!
Now, you've stolen all his plans, so uh...what else can we do to
him?? Oh, I know we can do the 'sweety' thing...that bugs him,
but we don't want ta do that too often or he'll get used to it!!!
HeHeHe
greyzone
gz Is Watching! 8^}
Posted 8-24-2001 18:40
He's everywhere! He's everywhere!
You stole my dummy plans you dummys. I have them up here in the
bush with a whole pile of rocks on top of them so 'critters'
can't get em.
And that's just a 'trap' mailbox that I've got which
automatically returns the emails in triplicate to their rightful
owners!! HA!
Nice to see your 'plotting' brains at work though. >}-)
TheDarkOne
opps busted
Posted 8-28-2001 08:58
Drats foiled again!!! Well for my next plan I'll.......
~ Revenge Of the Voodoo Dollies...
TheDarkOne
REVENGE OF THE VOODOO DOLLIES
Posted 2-19-2002 09:38
They had laid
dorment for far to long, and the magic inside them gave them a
life of their own. They come on in force with spit balls a flyin'.
There was no doubt that someone soon would be dyin'
-o- -o- -o- -o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
Who knows what drives these hideous creations?!? What could come
of such madness?!? What could I have been thinking starting this
up again?!? Not even God knows....
Marching on in lines of 4...What hell could they have in store?
-o- -o- -o-
-o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
-o- -o- -o- -o-
./|\- ... /|\- .. /|\- ... /|\-
./^\-... /^\-. /^\- .../^\-
Only one force could stop this evil, yes it's the call to arms!!!
Let the battle cry be heard far and wide NINCOMPOOPS ASSEMBLE!!!
From across the globe they will come... ~The Apocalypse Gang~
DMonkey
in stillness...
Posted 2-19-2002 23:58
I hear their
footsteps...pitter pat, pitter pat...the dollies march...pitter
pat, pitter pat...
What evil hast befallen? Pitter pat, pitter pat...
greyzone
GASP!!!
Posted 2-20-2002 03:58
Is that the rain
on the roof? Is that the sound of tiny hoofs? Under my bed I hide
in dread...
pitter pat, pitter pat, ptooie
/-------->@
pitter pat, ptooie, splat!
/-------->*
What the devil was that!?? Holy Spitballs Mel, It's Spitballs
from Hell!
Four by four
@@@@
@@@@
@@@@
@@@@
they splat on the door, They splat on the wall, They splat in the
hall! Evil is raining down! Evil is all around! Let the siren
wail, APOCALYPSE GANG HAIL!! ]:-) }-) >}-)
DMonkey
Spitballs from hell...
Posted 2-20-2002 21:33
Hhmmm...I donno
Greyzone, ya spitballen the voodoo dollies...consider this...how
are wet toilet paper voodoo dollies made!!??
Uh, yer ADDING to thier ranks Grey!!! 8-)
Sheeesh! What am I going ta do with ya!?!?
greyzone
If it wasn't me... who was it?!?
Posted 2-21-2002 05:21
Those spitballs
didn't come from me, but they're sure makin a mess of my place!
It's got to be those Voodoo Dollies from Hell!
Hey! They're headin for my bathroom! I can hear them shredding my
toilet paper! OMG!!! Now they're sloshing it in the toilet! I
hope they don't try to flush it, I don't have a plunger anymore!
It went strangely missing the other day!
DMonkey
OhOh...
Posted 2-21-2002 12:24
Uh, Spitballs from
Hell?...Oh No! It's HIM!!! Aaaauuuggghhh!!!
Ahem, ya don't have a plunger!?? What happened to it? Ya use it
for something? Think Greyzone! Think!!! ;-)
greyzone
I'm a thinkin!!
Posted 2-23-2002 03:55
OKOKOKOK!! Lemmy think, lemmy think! OKOKOK. Now I changed the tire on the truck the other day and I used it for the jack, but I distinctly remember putting it back in the bathroom. Then there was this pesky rat down in the basement, and I chased it out the back door and nearly broke the window with it. Then there was this new neighbor who came over asking to borrow it, and being the nice guy that I am, I loaned it to him. Then......hmmmmmm. Now that I think about it, he, or maybe even she was quite strange. It was wearing a long dark trenchcoat and a fodora pulled low over it's face which seemed to be covered with a bandage, kinda like....uh, lemmie think....GASP! The Invisible Wet Toilet Paper Voodoo Dollie!! =8-O HELP DARK!!!
TheDarkOne
invisible origins
Posted 2-23-2002 14:4
Who would have
thought that we would ever cross paths with The Dreaded Invisible
Wet Toilet Paper Voodoo Dollie?!?! She must be the leader behind
this new attack! We havent seen her since... (fade to flashback)
I remember it well, it was spring and the city was
full of life and rebirth, the birds filled the air with color and
music. All was wonderful and right with the world...with one
exception, in the darkest, deepest part of the city in a place so
foul not even the rats would live there, lived a voodoo priestess
whos goal was to take over
the world using her army of voodoo dollies! But one day while
mixing a large batch of wet transparent toilet paper for her
newest plan, an army of invisible voodoo dollies! If not for what
happend next she would have surely taken over the world. *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*
Suddenly there came a knock on her door, who would dare come to
this place and interupt her at such crucial time?! BLAST IT! She
stormed off and answered the door, "Yeah what do you want?",
she demanded to the strange yet attractive man at the door.
"Good day, dear lady, my name is Zone, Grey Zone. Could i
interest you in a deluxe set of stick pins?" "Stick
Pins!?" she exclaimed, her mouth hanging agap, "YOUR a
stick pin salesmen?" What a coincidence she thought, "I
just stuck my last pin in the head of my new Bin Laden doll",
and she wanted to keep it in for awhile (yeah sure she's evil but
no one likes a show off) "Well come right in, could I get a
deal on a case?" Well little did she know that the seemingly
innocent salemen was really an operative of the Special
Paranormal Activities Monitors or S.P.A.M. They had been
monitoring her for months now, under suspicion of preforming acts
magic and voodoo! Once inside the small shack he attempted to
apprehend her they struggled until with a mighty shove he
accidently pushes her into her vat of transparent toilet paper
brew! He had thought that she died that day...but he was so wrong...it
had changed her into a living, Invisible Wet Toilet Paper Voodoo
Dollie... (the fog lifts, back in the present time) "After
all these years", Greyzone thought to himself, "of all
the houses on all the streets in the world, she ends up here as
my next door neighbor!?!?"
DMonkey
Hhmmm...
Posted 2-23-2002 19:28
And yet even after
all this time, recognition seized her. She knew in an instant!
Remembering that apparently innocent pin salesman with the
captivating smile, who had pushed her into a vat of Invisible
Voodoo Dollies Mix. Hhmmm...what to do??...Grey Zone had actually
done her a favour in making her invisible, but it was sheer
accident, he certanly hadn't meant to help her! In fact his
intentions had been quite the opposite.
She would have to ponder that for awhile, afterall fate had
brought them together again, actually it was a real estate agent,
but we'll let that go for the moment! ;-)
Well, she could just 'needle' him abit...yes, he did have that
coming at least, until she had a chance to decide what course of
action to take.....
greyzone
To the Mall !
Posted 2-24-2002 04
"JEEEEEEEEEZZZZ!"
Why now?!? Aren't there enough problems? My toilet's stuffed with
paper, voodoo dollies rampaging through my drawers and everywhere
looking for paper, spit balls from floor to ceiling, NO toilet
plunger, NO DRY TOILET PAPER, weird neighbors, and you're telling
me that we're dealing with some kind of invisible voodoo
priestess who can afford to live in the burbs? That figures. It's
time to call my real estate agent and move!
"OUCH!....OW! Something bit me!! Ya, here under my blanket!
I thought they couldn't get me here they can't get me here! This
is my old official S.P.A.M. all weather, all terrain, security
blanky. DAMN! THAT HURTS!!"
"That's it! There are no skeeters in here! It's that witch
next door!" *reaches under pillow and pulls out a string of
garlic and pulls one off and stuffs it in his mouth* "Bad
breath will do it every time! HA Now where's that phone book? Sh*t!
The voodoo dollies got that too! Dratz! Maybe they haven't found
the one in the garage that I keep under the truck to catch the
drip from the oil pan.
Grey makes it to the garage unseen in his SPAM gear and finds the
book under the truck. Grabs the book, jumps into the truck,
checks the glove box for his lazer razer, backs through the
garage door, "SH*T!", and heads off to the mall to use
the public phone there. Always safest to mix in with a crowd of
air-headed saturday consumers.
clink ka chink, chink......doo,doo,doo - doo,doo,doo,doo......rrrrriiinggggg....rrrriiingggg....rrrrii
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