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If you have come from the RADIOACTIVE LOUNGE, I am impressed that you made it this far! Or maybe you were carried here by the Mojo Paramedic Unit. If you came of yer own free will upon a recommendation of another, we are even more impressed, but maybe a little suspicious.

I HOPE OUR SIGN DON'T HURT YER EYES AND OUR SHOUTING DON'T HURT YER HEAD ON YER WAY IN!

So yer lookin fer something to hide the sins of yer debauchery upstairs. We got stuff that can fool yer spouse and yer boss! And sometimes we can get the lowdown on yer spouse an yer boss together for an surcharge (tips not included)!! We have ways.......yessss, we have ways. (see our selection of love potions)

But before we get too carried away in here, we must first give thanks to our illustrious ancestor, Marz Druidx Gaia Mojo, who, in a divine moment, or a bout of hysteria, conceived the following recipes which were handed down through space and time, for the benefit of all those fortunate enough to meet a Mojo. To Him, or Her, rumour has it a hermaphrodite, so lets just say 'Herm', a small uttering of thanks. Memorize this, you will be required to repeat it at any time! Consider it also as a sort of grace that you'll need before you eat and drink  anything, or even to get some service!

On my tummy, like a worm,
Oh great Mojo, to you I turn.
I've done some pretty stupid things,
But this one's a real ding-a-ling!
I'll offer you my firstborn kid,
If all the evidence will be rid!

ROOT & HERB MENU

McRoni'n Cheez
Indescribably hillarious! The after effects are truly awesome! We dedicate this recipe to Ronald McDonald, George Bush, and Rupert Murdoch. It is now an unclassified document and available to all, but we don't recommend that you serve this at home!

Bwee-a-Bayz  or ‘Hot Lips’ Stew
 - a traditional Valentine’s Day meal from the ancient Gallic stew, Bouillabaisse: bouillier - to boil; baisser - to kiss

One Eye Soup 
 Same as Bwee-a-Bayz except with an added garnish of a Giant Squid’s eye floating in the middle of the bowl! FUN! Just in case you think no one’s looking, you can never be too sure with that eyeball floating in the stew. And you can’t shove it to the bottom of the bowl, or anchor it under a bit of root, cause it always floats to the surface.

  More to come!!....burp! Scusi.

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