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McRoni'n Cheez
2 rusty pails of fresh'n warm grizzly milk
2 shovels of jellied rhino headcheez
1 stick of emulisified cobra fat
1 large barrel of happy face noodles
1 handful of ice-melt
3 packs of Hellsman super spicey chilli peppers
2 pairs of Roni McDonald's dirty socks
Unspecified quantity of unspecified secret ingredient
1 spell
Get a couple of big pots and boil those happy faces and drain. In a separate pot, melt the cobra fat then dump in ground up peppers and stir like Hell. Then throw in the ice-melt and beat it good...no, real good! Reheat the hotstuff and shovel in the fancy brains and muck it all up! Now this is the real secret that I'll let you in on! Pour the muck into Roni's socks and tie off the open ends and pitch them into the happy face pot. Reheat everything again just to make sure, then load it into a cement mixer, push it on top of a big bonfire and let it spin. You know its done when the steam starts to turn to smoke. Call all the neighbors an tell em to bring a plate, no cutlery needed and meet'm at yer friendly neighborhood McDonald's. Before everyone digs in, pull out yer mojo and shake vigourously everywhere at the same time as mumbling yer spell! They'll love ya!