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Kwazi's Midnight Madness -
The Darkside
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!The Romance Starts
Here!"
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The Bar:
A
selection of Heavymetalbangers: (assorted heavy
metals ingredients in varying proportions)
N 3 Mile
Island *U-235, cosmic rays, (with neutron spritzer
or heavy water)*
N Chernobyl
*U-238,
Carbon14, (
"
" ) *
N Bruce
Pen *Plutonium-239, Cesium-137, ( "
" )*
Cocktail:
N a
Spooky Nukey
--U-235 + U-238 = plutonium *impress your date!*
----straight up, or choice of mix
Mix:
N Energetic
Neutron Spritzer * our carbonated bev'g*
--cosmic rays + nitrogen = carbon14
N Heavy
Water *coolant from defunct nuclear reactors*
Choice
of Garnishes:
-boron rods
-uranium pellets
-crushed graphite
(all drinks served in certified 100% lead goblets)
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Wine menu:
N 3 Mile
Island Sparkling White
--radiated grapes from Napa Valley
N Bruce
Penninsula Red
--radiated burgundy grapes from Niagara
N Chernobyl
Black Bubbly
--radiated carbonized grapes from Belarus
(served in zirconium wine glasses)
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Food
menu: (shhhh.....all raw materials personally
selected on the 'black market' from trusted American, Russian,
and Canadian agents)
Entrées:
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NOysters
'3 Mile Island' (US grade A) *they don't just
slip, they crawl down your throat*
----raw, or sauteed in a complementary 3MI wine sauce.
N Chicken
'Kiev' (Belarus ungraded) *finger-licking good and
glows in the dark*
----ask the maitre d' to turn the lights off for best effect!
N Strontium-90
Burgers (ditto) *range fed beasts from Chernobyl.
This ain't Macdonalds!*
----pre-fried for added taste!
NFilet
of Sucker 'Lake Huron' (CDN inspected...maybe) *still
breathing*
----served live and swimming in a shallow dish of mercury!
Dessert:
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MH-Bombe *a glorious
end to the dining experience!*
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Dear
valued guest:
For a revitalising experience, drop into the
ROOT & HERB ROOM on your way out!
Kwazi Mojo @-]
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