Welcome Radioactive Lounge Root & Herb Bar Scratchins
Kwazi Who? Links Contact
Welcome Radioactive Lounge Root & Herb Bar Scratchins
Kwazi Who? Links Contact
Who
Do You Love??
Welcome (hehe) and please check your weapons at the door, and your black belts (we will supply you with a clothes pin to keep your pants, or dress on - whatever). This a safe house, a proper asylum for those who have just come out of the battle zone, or the world in general! AHAHAhaha....hic! Scuse.------ We are making great progress in our renovations, but we still have to buy off the safety and health inspectors, and because of the throngs of requests (for a free drink), and for the money of course! Why lie. hehe------ Monkey has generously donated a hook-up to the sound system at her Party, so be careful you don't trip over the cables on the ladder on the way down, and yes it is a little dark, the electrics down here keep shorting out. Muahahahah...grok....urp!-------- The RADIOACTIVE LOUNGE has an unusual food and drinks menu ready to go, but at present you'll have to remain standing and mingle with the others, maybe do a little 'black mambo'! Why not, eh?------- The HERB & ROOT ROOM, our health and general cure-all bar, and antidote to the 'lounge' finally has something to eat, I'm workin on it! Sheesh! Everyone always blames po ol Kwazi! 'snif'----- Ahem....right. So come and grab a menu and blow yer taste buds all to smithereens...er, I mean, treat them to a heavenly or hellish experience, what ever orientation pleases you! When it comes to money, we're not predjudiced!----------
ENJOY! - Kwazi @-]
How come there's no prices on the menu, you ask? We have ways..... yessssss....we do.
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| If you happen to have the unfortunate disposition of a MOOK, we can handle that, but I don't know how you're going to order if you don't say something.... Soooooooo, if you change your behaviour give us a shout at the message board, 'Every Night is a Virtual Halloween Party', and we will be sure that the right ears will get it! They might even talk to ---->you, if they haven't overindulged! |  |
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I
told ya I had a radio...didn't believe me,
eh?
Yup! In God's strange universe you have found what keeps us all
sane:
Kwazi Mojo's Midnight Madness - The Dark Side! (MP3)
Give that alien there a pat on the backside and all Hell will
break loose! Say 15 Hail Marthas and chant the call letters KWAZ
and someone on Alpha Zeta will turn you on!
We
do dedications and requests...
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Well I guess
it finally had to come to this. My accountant - a pox on
accountants -
has told me my revenues were not covering my expenses! Sure,
every place has staff pilching! Sure, I draw a little on the
petty cash, but I'm worth it! But the main problem is my damn
lawyer! A
POX on lawyers!!
Revenues would be a lot higher if
we had managed to get the customers to pay for their checks! How
so? Other than the customers who manage to sneak out, the
remainder overindulge to the point of, well...dropping dead! But
where the Hell's that lawyer? He's supposed to be lurking around
here to take the 'last will and testament' of the dear departing!
Some times the dear departing think that they're been given last
rites, and you should hear some of the confessions and income
opportunities! That's what I pay him for!!! He's probably chasing
ambulances again!!
So recently I have been observing my very good friend, The
Demon's Monkey, making her own stores where you can buy
beer mugs, coffee mugs, BBQ aprons, and all sorts of stuff we could use around here! COOL!
Did you know that DM taught Gene Simmons everything about
flogging merch! MORE COOL!
So as they say, "Coming soon! Souvenirs of Kwazi
Mojo's Tavern that you can actually buy!"
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OK, OK so I cut a deal with The Demon's Monkey...in exchange for the money making opportunity I'm plugging her new message board, "The Monkey Board"! But I get to use this cool banner!!
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We are truly proud of Lazi Mojo, my 6th bairn! As he never has been known to put in an honest days work, we have exercised the Peter Principal, and promoted him to what we thought would be his level of incompetence, that being Chief Fundraiser for Free Services required to build this Tavern. As such, he has finally found meaning to his pathetic life and brought the following crucial webtools:
What we find
a little odd are his frequent trips to the Cayman Islands...he
has always been a bit of a 'lizard'
AHHAHAHAhahahaaaaa.....schhhooOOOckkk...burp!
Scusi But we have a saying here, "Never look a crock in the
mouth...terrible breath make yer eye pop!" So we'll try not
to wonder too much and be thankful that he's got his own life and
not pestering mine.
©2002, 2003 Kwazi Mojo
